250+ Funny Love Messages for Him or Her to Make Them Smile

• You’re like my favorite hoodie, soft, warm, and a little clingy (but I love it).
• If loving you was a crime, I’d happily be serving a life sentence with no parole.
• I love you more than pizza… and you know that’s saying something.
• You’re the peanut butter to my weird, messy sandwich of a life.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
• I didn’t choose the love life, you came along and ruined my nap schedule.
• I love you more than Wi-Fi, and that’s some serious commitment.
• You make my heart race, mostly when you touch the thermostat.
• You’re my favorite notification, even when you’re being extra.
• I’m not saying you’re perfect, but you’re definitely better than the guy in my dreams (he didn’t do the dishes).
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard… and then complain about being cold.
• You stole my heart, so I’m stealing your fries, fair trade.
• Our love is like your beard, occasionally out of control, but I’m into it.
• You’re the only man I’d let take up this much space in my bed.
• Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me… and then I remember I put up with you too.
• If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you… I’d still spend it on coffee with you.
• I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. That’s a lot.
• You + Me = One very lucky dude (that’s you, obviously).
• You’re the reason I smile at my phone like a total dork.
• I must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• If you were a cat, I’d still love you. But I’d also sneeze a lot.
• I love you even when you snore like a bear with a megaphone.
• If you were a Netflix show, I’d binge you in one sitting and cry when it’s over.
• You’re my favorite headache and I’m not even looking for the cure.
• I fell for you like an idiot on ice, fast, hard, and with no grace whatsoever.
• You’re like my morning coffee: hot, addictive, and essential to my day.
• Being with you is like a romantic comedy, except I’m the awkward one, and you’re the eye candy.
• You’re my knight in slightly stained pajamas.
• You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to my love life and my meme folder.
• I love you even when you leave dishes near the sink instead of in it.
• You have my heart and access to my snacks, so don’t abuse that power.
• They say love is blind, but I think mine’s just wearing your old hoodie.
• You make my soul sing and occasionally roll its eyes.
• You’re my favorite notification and my least favorite snorer.
• If I had to choose between you and chocolate… well, let’s not make this awkward.
• You’re the ketchup to my fries, slightly messy but totally necessary.
• I love you like my dog loves bacon. And that’s basically sacred.
• You’re the reason I believe in love… and also why my grocery bill has doubled.
• Sometimes I want to cuddle you forever. Other times, I want the blanket to myself.
• You make my heart race, like when I check my bank account after a date night.
• I knew I loved you when I let you pick the movie and didn’t complain.
• You’re my sunshine… but like, the kind that still lets me sleep in.
• You’re so cute, even autocorrect knows your name.
• If I had to relive one day forever, it’d be any day you made me laugh-snort.
• Our love is like Wi-Fi, sometimes unstable, but I can’t live without it.

Funny love messages for her

• I love you more than coffee… and that’s saying a latte.
• You must be a magician because every time you walk in, everything else disappears. Including my common sense.
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. But knowing me, I’d probably just send you a soggy sandwich.
• I fell for you like Wi-Fi in a storm, totally disconnected from reality.
• You’re the reason I smile like a dork at my phone. And I don’t even care who sees it.
• I love you even when you’re hangry, though I do wear body armor.
• If loving you is crazy, then lock me up in the love asylum with snacks.
• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… sticky, sweet, and a little nutty.
• If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d still spend it all on snacks to share with you.
• You’re my favorite notification, even when it’s just “Where’s the remote?”
• I thought I was a strong, independent human. Then I met you and turned into a marshmallow with Wi-Fi issues.
• You stole my heart like a professional, but I won’t press charges.
• Our love is like a bad sitcom, weird, loud, and oddly comforting.
• I must be allergic to you, because every time you leave, my eyes water.
• They say love is blind… and clearly, you are too, you chose me!
• You’re the only girl who can make me forget my Netflix watchlist. That’s powerful.
• Your hugs are better than pizza. Yes, I said it.
• I love you like cats love knocking things off tables, endlessly and with great enthusiasm.
• I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together forever… with filters.
• You have the key to my heart… just don’t lose it in your purse.
• I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but I can promise to help you forget them with memes.
• You’re so sweet, you give my dentist anxiety.
• If I had to choose between you and tacos… I’d ask if we can eat tacos together.
• I love you even when you steal the blankets, the last fry, and my hoodie.
• I’d write you a song, but I don’t want the world to know how off-key my love is.
• Your laugh is my favorite sound, right after the microwave beep.
• I love you more than my bed loves Sunday mornings.
• I’m not saying you’re my whole world, but if Earth had a queen, it’d be you.
• You make me feel like a teenager again… especially when I can’t figure out your texts.
• You complete me, like Wi-Fi and passwords.
• Even your eye rolls are adorable. Teach me your sass ways, sensei.
• I love you like a nerd loves Wi-Fi, desperately and constantly.
• You’re the kind of weird I want to grow old and grumpy with.
• My heart beats faster when you walk in… or when I hear chips open.
• I could be your prince charming, if you don’t mind me showing up late with snacks.
• I like you more than my phone battery at 100%.
• You’re the only person I’d share my fries with. That’s true love.
• Sometimes I stare at you and wonder how I got so lucky… then I remember I’m charming and humble.
• You light up my world like my phone screen at 3 a.m.
• You’re the avocado to my toast, expensive but totally worth it.
• You drive me crazy… in the cute GPS-lost-but-smiling kind of way.
• I’d move mountains for you. But let’s be honest, I’d rather move pizza boxes.
• I love you like a squirrel loves chaos, wildly and with snacks.
• Even when you’re grumpy, you’re my favorite human.
• If loving you is a full-time job, I’ll never request a day off.

Flirty and humorous texts for couples

• If being cute was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence and I’d be your cellmate.
• Just so you know, I’m wearing the smile you gave me… and nothing else.
• Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and I forget how to act normal.
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve totally fallen for you… and I’m melting.
• I love you more than pizza. And that says a lot, because pizza is life.
• You stole my heart. I hope you know how to cook, because now you’re stuck with it.
• Are we flirting or just being weird again? Either way, I’m into it.
• You’re like Wi-Fi, sometimes I lose you, but when I find you, everything works better.
• Do you believe in love at first text, or should I annoy you again?
• I’m trying to concentrate, but your face keeps popping up in my mind like a pop-up ad I don’t want to close.
• You’re my favorite notification.
• I’d cancel my Netflix subscription if it meant more time binge-watching us.
• Every time you smile, I forget what I was about to say. So stop being so distracting, actually, don’t.
• I think we were meant to be. Mostly because no one else could handle our level of weird.
• If kisses were currency, I’d be broke. You’re expensive, babe.
• I love you more than I love sleep and that’s saying something. I really love sleep.
• I didn’t choose the flirt life. The flirt life chose me… when I met you.
• Your lips look lonely. Want me to introduce them to mine?
• Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your texts… again.
• I tried to play it cool, but you’re way too hot for subtlety.
• My love for you is like my screen time, dangerously high.
• I thought I had a type… until you walked in and messed up my entire algorithm.
• You’re the peanut butter to my weird, perfectly sticky and a little nutty.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
• I was going to write you a love poem, but I got distracted thinking about your butt.
• Our relationship status: Typing… forever.
• If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d be able to buy us a planet and name it “Us.”
• I want to be the reason you smile at your phone… and the reason you get weird looks in public.
• You had me at “Hey,” and lost me at “I’m stealing your fries.”
• I like my coffee how I like my partner: hot, sweet, and keeping me up at night.
• Let’s get matching pajamas and scare people with our cuteness.
• Can we cuddle and pretend the world doesn’t exist for a while?
• I don’t need Google anymore. You’ve got all the answers and better eyebrows.
• You’re the plot twist I never saw coming, and now I can’t stop reading.
• I’m not saying you’re perfect… but you come pretty close when you bring snacks.
• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back, with interest.
• I’m falling for you faster than my phone drops when I lie down.
• Every time I see you, I smile. Mostly because I’m imagining doing ridiculous things with you.
• Our love story is my favorite rom-com, except way more awkward and totally real.
• They say love is blind. Lucky for you, I think you’re ridiculously attractive.
• Your hugs should come with a warning label: Addictive content. Handle with care.
• You make me feel like I’m living in a TikTok trend I never want to end.
• If flirting were an Olympic sport, we’d both have gold medals and no shame.
• I still get butterflies. Either it’s love or the tacos we had last night.
• You’re my favorite distraction, who knew trouble could be this cute?

Cheesy love jokes turned into texts

• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you and I’m melting.
• Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
• Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes… again.
• I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
• You must be made of copper and tellurium, because you’re Cu-Te.
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
• Do you like raisins? How about a date… with me?
• You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• I donut know what I’d do without you.
• I must be a beaver, because daaaaam, you’re fine.
• If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• I’m no organ donor, but I’d give you my heart.
• You must be a campfire, because you bring the s’more out of me.
• Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
• You and I are like nachos and cheese, meant to be together and a little messy.
• I must be a cat, because I’m feline a lot for you.
• If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
• You must be a time traveler, because I see you in my future.
• Are we at the bakery? Because you’re a cutie pie.
• You light up my life… like a fridge at midnight.
• I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a crust-ton.
• Are you made of sugar? Because you’re so sweet it’s almost unhealthy.
• You must be a broken pencil… because life without you is pointless.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
• You had me at “hello,” but you kept me with your bad jokes.
• I love you even when you steal all the covers.
• If loving you is cheesy, then I’m a whole pizza.
• I must be under a spell, because I can’t stop thinking about you.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
• I never believed in fairy tales until I met my favorite dork, you.
• You + Me = Brewtiful (especially with coffee).
• I love you more than Netflix loves autoplay.
• You make my heart race… like I just saw a spider.
• You’re the cheese to my macaroni, slightly gooey, but oh-so-good.
• I didn’t choose the love life… the love life chose me. With you.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• If being cheesy is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
• Are you a cloud? Because you brighten up my storms.
• I didn’t trip… I just fell for you.
• You’re my favorite distraction, even when I should be working.
• Warning: Loving you may cause extreme smiling and uncontrollable giggles.

Funny I love you messages and quotes

• I love you more than pizza and that’s saying a lot. Please don’t make me prove it.
• If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be rich enough to buy you something better than this cheesy message.
• I love you like a squirrel loves a power line: dangerously and without logic.
• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… and the crumbs in my bed.
• I love you even when you steal the covers and all the fries. That’s real love.
• If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right… but I’ll still complain when you snore.
• I love you more than Netflix, but not during season finales.
• You’re my favorite notification.
• I love you even when you’re hangry. But please, eat something.
• They say love is blind, but I still noticed your weird habits. And I still stayed. That’s true love.
• If kisses were currency, we’d be billionaires by now. Mostly because I can’t stop kissing you.
• I love you more than Wi-Fi and that’s not just a connection pun.
• Even when you’re grumpy, I find you adorable. Like a little angry potato.
• I love you even when your jokes don’t land. I pretend to laugh for you. That’s commitment.
• You complete me… like socks complete sandals (wait, bad example).
• I’d go to the moon and back for you, but I’d complain about the gas prices.
• You’re the reason I smile… and sometimes the reason I need wine.
• If love was a sport, we’d definitely get disqualified for excessive cuddling.
• I love you more than my phone battery at 2%. And that’s sacred.
• Even if we were the last two people on Earth, I’d still let you pick where to eat. Probably.
• I love you like cats love boxes, irrationally and with complete obsession.
• You had me at “I brought snacks.”
• I love you more than sleep… but only slightly. Don’t make me choose.
• Even your morning breath can’t scare me away. That’s love, or bravery.
• I love you so much, I’d watch your favorite show… without falling asleep. Maybe.
• If love was a flavor, we’d be spicy sweet and slightly weird.
• I still love you even when you hit snooze ten times. But I’m judging.
• You stole my heart and the remote. Give one back.
• You’re my weirdo, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
• I love you more than I love not doing dishes. Barely.
• You’re the only person I’d share my last slice of pizza with. Maybe.
• I love you even when your playlist is questionable.
• You make my heart race… like when I see my phone fall face down.
• Loving you is like a subscription, worth every penny and occasionally confusing.
• I love you enough to pretend your cooking is always amazing.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
• I didn’t believe in soulmates until I met someone who also hates mornings.
• You’re my favorite reason to smile… and to cancel plans.
• I love you like bees love chaos. Intensely and slightly annoyingly.
• You make my heart go boom… and sometimes my eye twitch, but I still love you.
• Our love story is my favorite rom-com. With slightly worse dialogue.
• I love you more than coffee. Just kidding. But it’s close.
• They say love is patient… so I must really love you when you take forever to text back.
• You + Me = Endless snacks, sarcasm, and questionable decisions.
• I love you more than I love scrolling memes… and that’s deep.

Playful messages for married couples

• I didn’t marry you for your cooking… but it’s a great bonus when the smoke alarm doesn’t go off.
• Every day I fall in love with you all over again, except when you steal the covers.
• I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying something, because pizza doesn’t hog the remote.
• Marriage is about compromise… so tonight, we’re watching my show and pretending you enjoy it.
• If I had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, I’d still spend it all on snacks for us.
• I knew I married the right person the day you offered me your fries without hesitation.
• You’re my favorite human to annoy forever. Lucky you.
• I love you even when you leave dishes in the sink… but maybe just a little less.
• Let’s grow old together and blame everything on “just being tired.”
• My heart still skips a beat when you walk in… or maybe it’s just heartburn.
• You’re my emergency contact because no one else would understand my drama.
• I didn’t believe in soulmates until I realized we both hate folding laundry.
• I promise to always laugh at your jokes, even when they’re only funny to you.
• You complete me, like Wi-Fi and a strong signal.
• You had me at “I made coffee.”
• Being married to you is like a rollercoaster, terrifying, exciting, and always a little nauseating.
• I’d share my snacks with you… but only if I’m full.
• You’re still the one I want to sit silently next to while scrolling through our phones.
• You make my heart smile… and my eye twitch.
• Forever is a long time, but with you, it somehow feels like five minutes, underwater.
• You’re the only person I’d trust with my Netflix password and that’s real love.
• I married you for your mind, but stayed for your ability to kill spiders.
• They say marriage is about teamwork. So why do I always end up taking out the trash?
• Even after all these years, you’re still the best thing that ever happened to me, besides sleep.
• Thank you for always pretending my cooking tastes good. You’re a real one.
• I love being your partner in crime, especially when our crime is eating dessert before dinner.
• You snore like a bear, but you’re my bear.
• Our marriage is 80% laughing, 10% food, and 10% arguing about what to eat.
• I’d choose you again in a heartbeat, unless Ryan Reynolds is available.
• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… slightly nutty but perfectly sweet.
• Thanks for always putting up with my weirdness. I return the favor daily.
• You’re the reason I smile and also the reason I need coffee.
• Being married to you means I’ll never have to kill a bug or understand how taxes work.
• Some couples finish each other’s sentences. We finish each other’s snacks.
• I’d do it all over again. Just maybe with a prenup that includes unlimited back rubs.
• If we were stranded on a desert island, I’d totally share my coconut with you. Maybe.
• Love is blind, and so is my judgment every time I let you pick the movie.
• If I had to quarantine with anyone again, I’d still pick you (and a lot more wine).
• I love you even when you leave toothpaste blobs in the sink. That’s devotion.
• You still give me butterflies… and occasional headaches.
• Life with you is a mix of sitcom, soap opera, and romcom. Never boring!
• You make doing nothing together feel like everything.
• I never believed in magic until I saw you fold a fitted sheet.
• You’re the bacon to my eggs, together, we sizzle.
• You may not be perfect, but you’re perfect for my weird self. And that’s all that matters.